Saturday Porn Slot: A brief return

I've mostly given up on this feature going any further, but there are still a few men (and possibly women) worthy of my attention in the genre.

This week, it's a man I've been kidding myself about for a long time. I've always known he was hot, but for some reason have never admitted it to myself. Until this week, when I was checking Machine Head's marchives page...

Rob Flynn is super hot!

He might always wear the same t-shirt and maybe he does sometimes act like a bit of a douche. And perhaps his band do release some terrible, terrible music, but you know what? I can't think of anyone who has a more awesome voice than Rob Flynn. I fucking LOVE his voice. It's the voice of rage. He can't seem to sing and not sound pissed off or at least about to kill himself. Or possibly whinging about the parents. Whatever. It's AMAZING.

In fact, even when he was going through his I'm-going-to-dress-like-Tommy-Lee-when-he-was-dressing-like-a-wigger phase, he's still pretty cute ^______^ (In a I-really-wish-you-weren't-wearing-that-shiny-jacket sort of way)

And look:

Aww :) He was in a credible band at one time you know ;D

All that aside, I love Machine Head, I don't care what J or anyone else says. They're playing Brixton Academy next week and I am gonna be there singing VERY LOUDLY. And hopefully, quite drunk :D

New Ink

M: New Ink..................
A) that is a shit tattoo
B) i hate people who gets tiny tiny tattoos that you might as well not bother getting
C) i hate it when people refer to them as "ink"

J: another americanism!!! ;(

M: stupid sharpies disease :(((

J: isn't that crap von dee the host or owns a shop called something ink?
hollywood ink?

M: la ink and miami ink are the two shows, i dunno which one she's on. i saw an episode once, it was rubbish :D i hate all those tattoos they're all just the same as everyone else's. i like your one (not jesus) it's cool :D

J: i like A's and fenriz's tattoo's. badly done ones are the way to go

M: what does A have? what does fenriz have for that matter? i've never met either ;)

J: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5tY-XfbgJe0/SLbG854r1iI/AAAAAAAABAg/l6Ge3ubUr-k/s1600-h/fenritz_tattoo.jpg

A got his done with the same guy i had - he's got a west ham
tattoo, ildrughi, a dragon wit a rose and the same one bruce willis
has in die hard, which is a skull in a tophat smoking. it's so bad
it's great

M: ohh yeah, fenriz has the hanoi rocks one :D :D

andrews sound pretty cool, you should get him to take some pictures of them and send them to me :D the skull one sounds genius :D

the interview with soctt ian in metal hammer i told you about - its the bit where they interview people about their tattoos :) his are boring, they're all samey and average

J: what does he have?

M: umm...some old man face on his knee, angus young, ugh, he got a guitar hero one at la ink D:

J: wtf

angus young?!?!?!

M: I KNOW. fucking AWFUL.

J: :/ almost as bad as the crab rob flynn has on his back :)

M: D: i don't think i've ever seen that either :O i'm so ignorant of people's tattoos :O

J: i saw it at a gig, it's all i know he's got :)

M: he always has that stupid t-shirt on when i've seen them

Though it's been a while now, I can still feel so much pain

J: MACHINE HEAD Frontman Vows To 'Crush' LIMP BIZKIT At U.K.'s SONISPHERE Festival - LOL, BAAAAAAAW!!! fuck rob, and fuck his shitty band!

M: wow, i think he should have just shut up about it. they're kind different kinds of music now, he shouldn't have mentioned it at all and just got on with he, he's embarassing

J: Why were they added as special guests, to make them feel a bit more
important?

M: yeah i didn't get that either. was it so their actual name didn't have to appear under LB's? didn't make any sense to pull out and then actually decide to do it after all. what wankers

J: I think to make it look good and also not to have LB above them in
theory. I hate machine head, but i hate them more now

M: i didn't really hate them before, but this is embarassing. i don't want people to think i'm backing this wankery, in the words of william shatner: "i can't get behind that".

a short while later...

M: MACHINE HEAD Frontman Says LIMP BIZKIT's DJ LETHAL Is Acting Like 'An Internet Tough Guy - really, rob, shut up. seriously. this is like when brett michaels got hit by that scenery.

J: Ten years ago machine head sounded like LB, rob needs to fuck off as
this is really really annoying me! Quick talking shit about each other
and have a fight.

and later still....

M: LIMP BIZKIT's DJ LETHAL To MACHINE HEAD: 'The Only Thing Crushed Was Your Egos'

J: He's right :)

M: yeah he is a bit :) see, if rob flynn had just kept quiet, shit like this would never come back at them

M: This is gonna go on for some time, i reckon. At least brett michaels has shut up :) but seriously though, there's nothing to gain from this unless the fists do the talking, which could have happened saturday, but rob's the one acting like a tough guy here :/

M: its seriously, seriously shameful. you're right, if they just punched each other in the face for a bit, whoever walks away with the most teeth can declare themselves the most br000000tal but this pussying around chucking words at each other over the internet is fucking weak.

J: As i said before, ten years ago they could have been the same band.
Rob's in no position to comment about it

MACHINE HEAD Guitarist PHIL DEMMEL Collapses On Stage In Finland

M: MACHINE HEAD Guitarist PHIL DEMMEL Collapses On Stage In Finland - seems to be getting more regular :/

J: i think i'd do the same if i played in that band :)

M: LOL :D

J: must have been the smell of that tee shirt rob always wears :)

(it was a toss up between the skull heart and this one)